Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Shopping Complex funny Video......!!!

Just for Laugh.....!!!hmmmm

Just for Laugh......!ahhhh ahhhh

Funny Kid

Job titles

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

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Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

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House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager

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Typist - Printed Document Handler

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Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer

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Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician

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Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer

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Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians

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Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

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Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator

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Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer

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Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist

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Cook - Food Preparation Officer

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Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator

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Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist

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Send Men Immediately

A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English.

She was also fond of using very small sentenses to communicate. Always in hurry she used to creat lots if funny situations.

Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight that too during the examination season. She immediately contacted electricity board's complaints office over phone and placed instant demand saying. " Lights gone in our ladies hostel. Send Men immediately. Girls using candles."
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