For all those of you who do not know what a Software Engineering Waterfall Model is please scroll down... J

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Every Dog has A Day

Every Dog has A Day..(Careful while opening)
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nice and funny pics

funny pictures

Office Phrases - new definitions.

Office Phrases - new definitions.
Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!
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1. For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.
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2. Noted and returned.
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.
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3. Review and comment.
Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
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4. Action please.
Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.
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5. For your necessary action.
Meaning: It's your headache now.
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6. Copy to.
Meaning: Here's a share of my headache.
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7. For your approval, please.
Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
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8. Action is being taken.
Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
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9. Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.
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10. Please discuss.
Meaning: I don't know what the hell this is, so please brief me.
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11. For your immediate action.
Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
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12. Please reply soon.
Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
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13. We are investigating/ processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.
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14. Regards.
Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap.
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Brave Girl On The Mountain

Dealing with insult

The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.
One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."
Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"
The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."

The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."
"If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."
The young man listened closely to these wise words of the Buddha. "You are right, o Enlightened One, "he said. "Please teach me the path of love. I wish to become your follower."

The Buddha answered kindly, "Of course. I teach anyone who truly wants to learn. Come with me."