Job titles

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

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Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

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House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager

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Typist - Printed Document Handler

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Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer

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Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician

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Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer

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Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians

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Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

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Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator

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Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer

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Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist

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Cook - Food Preparation Officer

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Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator

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Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist

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